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A brief history of the Scratch Mammals.
Dj anarchy penguin was the second baddest mutha fucka on his block, back in subdivision two of suburban heights. He quickly ascended to be the most respected and feared Dj at Sunny Hillcrest homecomming Dance. His in your face attitude and refusal to play the clean "2live krue" tracks got him banned from playing there ever again! Don't sleep on this Dj, cuz he still has the ability to blow shit up!

Dj Anarchy Penguins Favorite drink - Red Bull, Jolt Cola, and pop rocks. (Everytime I drink this, I headbutt my cat)


Dj Promethus Panda was born on the wrong side of the tracks. Pro Panda had to go through his younger years in the Low income Subdivision of Haile Plantation neighborhood and country club. He didn't allow this to stop him from being a true leader, as he inspired the return of parachute pants and Kid n' Play hair cuts for white people.

Dj Pro Panda's favorite drink - Non-alcoholic strawberry daquerrie's AND A GIRLY DRINK FOR THE LADIES!

Why do we do this?
We started this site to house the links to WBVT and then maybe sell our Scratch Mammals merchandise. We might have Anarchy penguin and Pro Panda Beanie Babies, or possibly some of those video games from Japan where you get porn if you win. But the real reason why we created WBVT is to make a vehicle to lauch our plan to make an army of robot puppies. So that they can make more robot puppies. So that they can make more robot puppies. So that they can make more robot puppies. So that they can make more robot puppies. So that they can make more robot puppies. So that they can make more robot puppies.

The man at KFC asked me what type of Mixtables I have...
Scratch mammals rock 4 technic 1200's. Prometheus Panda uses a Vestax PMC 05 Pro 2 mixer and Shure M447 needles. One time, back in 1999, Dj Propanda actually scratched... ON HIS TURNTABLES. Now all he does is sit around and fart. (And buy lots of Turntablelab.com merchandise that he never uses) Anarchy Penguin uses a Stanton SK-2F Limited Edition and Ortophone Scratch needles.

Want to know which sexual positition produces the ugliest kids? Ask you mom.
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It does NOT make me any less of a man, just cuz I watched My Girl and My Girl 2 back to back!!!